Have any funny parodies on Christmas Songs?

Question

A parody is a song that you twist the words around with to make fun of it.

I want some good ones to sing with my friends that will make them laugh their heads off!!!

Answer 1

12 pains of christmas is my fav

Answer 2

Ths Night Santa Went Crazy

&

Christmas at Ground Zero

are hysterical

both by

Werird Al

Answer 3

first

parody doesn't exactly mean that's song where the words are twisted around

it's where a something is absurdly similiar to something else

example-motley crue's Too Fast for Love album cover is a *parody* of a Rolling stones album, with the lead singer's crotch on the front

Answer 4

"Reflection" Based on the performance by Christina Aguilera

"Christmas Song" Parody by S.T.G.

Wrapping things,

I never thought it'd take so long,

To wrap a stuffed teddy.

Christmas day, it seems like it's so hard.

This teddy costed twenty-four bucks. They ripped me off,

But I got it from K-Mart.



Whoa! Is that gift for me?

Sitting under a Christmas tree.

See the decoration on it,

Wonder what's inside.



I am now in a mall where,

I have to find a gift, and find a wrapping store.

But somehow I will search the store,

Just to find the gift, help me, Lord, to find her brand.



Whoa! Is that gift for me?

Sitting under a Christmas tree.

See the decoration on it,

Wonder what's inside.



There a gift that must be cheap to buy!

On sale with the need to know, please don't ask me why!

Presents that we all conceal, open up, take a feel.

Hope there is a secret thing that Mom and Dad will hide!

I won't pretend that I'm a greedy brat on Christmas time.



See the decoration on it, wonder what's inside.

See the decoration on it, wonder what's inside.

"Winter Wonderland" Based on the performance by Traditional

"Shopping With a Weapon in My Hand" Parody by Rick Cormier

Ah, Christmas! Joy to the world and all that. Every year, there are more stories in the news about shoppers fighting over items in stores, stampeding to be first to reach the one thing junior must have.Peace on earth, good will toward men………………

Christmas time

Shoppers tussle

And, since I'm

Short on muscle

Screw being polite

They're in for a fight

I'm shopping with a weapon in my hand



Raucous boys

And curmudgeons

Make no noise

Once they're bludgeoned

A club is divine

For shortening lines

Shopping with a weapon in my hand



In the parking lot, I spied a great space

Wimp in a new Beamer beat me there

How I laughed, to see the look on his face

The moment I set fire to his hair



Tazer guns

Can be useful

On someone

Who's more youthful

It's jolly good fun

Folks drool when they're stunned

Shopping with a weapon in my hand



At the toy store, there was just one X-Box

Some old lady snatched it from the shelf

I smacked her with a stocking stuffed with sharp rocks

And, as she dropped, I copped it for myself



Shopping's through

Stole a fly rod

Maimed a few

For an iPod

They got in my way, so I made "em pay

Shopping with a weapon in my hand



Shopping in a way they understand

Shopping with a weapon in my hand



Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Based on the performance by Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

"Santaclaustrophobia's My Psycho Diagnosis" Parody by Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

12 days of Christmas? Ha! Counting from the first Sunday of Advent I'll say it's more like 6 weeks of Horror! (I'll also say "please forgive me" for bringing back this OS that was used ad nausea last year, but there was this one take left undone, I know it's a bad thing to do, I know I'm bad, I know I deserve to be on every naughty list there is, but at least I left out the Um Diddle Diddle Diddle Um Diddle Ay interludes).

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

Jolly Hos and belly laughs will trigger a psychosis

Puffy men in reddish too, and reindeers look ferocious

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!



Because I was afraid of him when I was just a lad

My father gave my nose a tweak and told me I was bad

Was that the way l learned to loathe and not love Rudolph's nose?

Now Christmas fear's my Christmas lot and I'll tell how it goes



Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

Merry gents and gift contents will trigger a psychosis

Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!



He travels all around the world and everywhere he comes

He breaks an entry, winds in flues, and sneaks a peak at mums

As kid I woke up early once and caught him in dad's bar

He locked me in the privy, ain't the geezer wonderbar?



Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

Jingle bells and dangling balls will trigger a psychosis

Save me from the loaded sacks and eggnog breathed kenosis!

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!



If Elves in Black should seek my lists they have been cast away

I've tottered of to North Bhutan for forty nights and days

I brought a ground-to-sleigh missile so I'll be safe I think

I vacated the funny farm, but hey, I am the shrink!



Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis

Mistletoes and wrapping prose will trigger a psychosis

Save me from the shopping and inflation symbiosis

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!

Answer 5

dashing through the snow

on a pair of broken skis

over the hills we go

crashing into trees

the snow is turning red

i think i might be dead

ill be spending Christmas in a hospital bed ohh..

jingle bell jingle bells jingle all the way...

Answer 6

not Christmas songs but singing amazing grace to the tune from Gilligan's island is pretty funny

Answer 7

Police Stop My Car" done to the tune of "Feliz Navidad"

Answer 8

i have a cd called 'white trash christmas' somewhere. i can only remember 1 song "what if eminem did jingle bells"

Answer 9

Jingle Bells:







Dashing through the snow

On a one-horse open sleigh,

Over the fields we go,

Laughing all the way;

Bells on bob-tail ring,

making spirits bright,

What fun it is to ride and sing

A sleighing song tonight A day or two ago,

I thought I'd take a ride,

And soon Miss Fanny Bright

Was seated by my side;

The horse was lean and lank;

Misfortune seemed his lot;

He got into a drifted bank,

And we, we got upsot.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way!

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way!

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.







A day or two ago,

the story I must tell

I went out on the snow

And on my back I fell;

A gent was riding by

In a one-horse open sleigh,

He laughed as there

I sprawling lie,

But quickly drove away. Now the ground is white

Go it while you're young,

Take the girls tonight

And sing this sleighing song;

Just get a bob-tailed bay

two-forty as his speed

Hitch him to an open sleigh

And crack! you'll take the lead.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way!

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way!

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.







This very famous carol was written by James Pierpont (1822-1893 ) and originally entitled "One Horse Open Sleigh", a jaunty composition which is sung around the Christmas holidays. Pierpont is born in Medford (Massachusetts) and his story resemble furthermore to a legend that a true story. When Pierpont wrote Jingle Bells, lived with his young wife, Eliza Purse, with whom he had 6 or 7 children, the daughter of a Civil War mayor of Savannah, Georgia, and his father, Reverend John Pierpont, the pastor of the First Medford Unitarian Church always in Medford. A day James Pierpont went to the home of Mrs. Otis Waterman, who owned the only piano in town, and he of course went there to play the carol. After he played the piece for her. Mrs. Waterman's reply was that it was a very merry little jingle, and he should have a lot of success with it. That, of course, is where the James got the idea for the song's name. Jingle Bells was finally published and copyrighted by the year 1857.











We wish you a Merry Christmas:



We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy New Year! Please bring us some figgy pudding

Please bring us some figgy pudding,

Please bring us some figgy pudding,

Please bring it right here!

Glad tidings we bring

To you and your kin;

Glad tidings for Christmas

And a happy New Year! Glad tidings we bring

To you and your kin;

Glad tidings for Christmas

And a happy New Year!







We won' t go until we get some,

We won' t go until we get some,

We won' t go until we get some,

Please bring it right here! We wish you a merry Christmas,

We wish you a merry Christmas,

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy New Year!

Glad tidings we bring

To you and your kin;

Glad tidings for Christmas

And a happy New Year! Glad tidings we bring

To you and your kin;

Glad tidings for Christmas

And a happy New Year!







The origins and the composer of this composition is at the moment unknown. If anyone know more information about this very famous, and traditional carol, please let us know. We'll be very glad to publish any suggestion on this page. Thank you in advance for any help.











O Christmas Tree:



O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,

Your branches green delight us.

They're green when summer days are bright:

They're green when winter snow is white.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,

Your branches green delight us. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,

What happiness befalls me

When oft at joyous Christmastime

Your form inspires my song and rhyme.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,

What happiness befalls me.







O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,

Your boughs can teach a lesson

That constant faith and hope sublime

Lend strength and comfort through all time.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,

Your boughs can teach a lesson.







"Oh Christmas Tree" has its own origins (like Silent Night) from the German pre-Christian tradition where is well know as "O Tannenbaum". There are many legends about the first Christmas tree. One of these tells about a woodcutter who helps a small hungry child. The next morning, the child appears to the woodcutter and his wife, and is none other than the Christchild. The child breaks a branch from a fir tree and tells the couple that it will be a tree that, at this time, will bear fruit. As foretold the tree is laden with apples of gold and nuts of silver.



That this song was popular in the United States, not only as a Christmas song, can be documented easily. The melody of "O Tannenbaum" is used by four states, Iowa, Maryland, Michigan, and New Jersey, for their state hymn. The opening line of Maryland's state song is: "Maryland, O Maryland!".



About the composer or the composition origins of this song, you can check out this page.











Silent Night:



Silent night, holy night!

All is calm, all is bright

Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child

Holy infant so tender and mild,

Sleep in heavenly peace,

Sleep in heavenly peace. Silent night, holy night!

Shepherds quake at the sight.

Glories stream from heaven afar,

Heav' nly hosts sing "Alleluia!"

Christ the Saviour is born!

Christ the Saviour is born!







Silent night, holy night!

Wondrous star, lend thy light!

With the angels let us sing

Alleluia to our King!

Christ the Saviour is here,

Jesus the Saviour is here!

Answer 10

What is the preferred language - english, hindi or tamil?

Answer 11

Joe DOlce - The 12 days of Christmas Italian style - you must hear it to believe it



On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

A bowl full of parmesean cheese.



On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Two garlic cloves,

(and a bowl full of parmesean cheese)



On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

three Pizza Pies,

(two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Four meatballs,

(three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Five pasta fazool !!!!

(Four meatballs,

three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Six pepperonis,

(Five pasta fazool !!!!

Four meatballs,

three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Seven canellonis,

(six pepperonis,

Five pasta fazool !!!!

Four meatballs,

three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Eight Uncle Tonies,

(seven canellonis,

Six pepperonis,

Five pasta fazool !!!!

Four meatballs,

three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Nine Cousin Ginos,

(eight Uncle Tonies,

Seven canellonis,

Six pepperonis,

Five pasta fazool !!!!

Four meatballs,

three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Ten glasses of vinos,

(nine Cousin Ginos,

Eight Uncle Tonies,

Seven canellonis,

Six pepperonis,

Five pasta fazool !!!!

Four meatballs,

three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Eleven Mama Mias!

(Ten glasses of vinos,

Nine Cousin Ginos,

Eight Uncle Tonies,

Seven canellonis,

Six pepperonis,

Five pasta fazool !!!!

Four meatballs,

three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and s bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Twelve dishes of spaghetti and cardoons.

(Eleven Mama Mias!

Ten glasses of vinos,

Nine Cousin Ginos,

Eight Uncle Tonies,

Seven canellonis,

Six pepperonis,

Five pasta fazool !!!!

Four meatballs,

three Pizza Pies,

Two garlic cloves,

and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.)



by Bob Rivers - Chipmunks roasting on an Open fire



Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Hot sauce dripping from their toes

(“Oh! That tickles!”)

Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir

They poked hot skewers through their nose

(“Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!”)

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove

Help to make them seasoned right

Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat

Will really hit the spot tonight



And now when Santa sees his tray

(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)

There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh

(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)

And every hungry child is gonna spy

To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry

And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze

To keep them crisp and juicy too

Let’s hope they get served many times many ways

Tasty Chipmunks; good food



“On that, Mr. Cole, ”

“Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?”

“Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!”

”Oh,no problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin’ two of those drumsticks, because they’re oh-so tiny and there ain’t much meat upon ‘em”

(“What about animal rights, Dave?”)

“Put a sock in it Melvin”

“You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say you’re my meal!”

“That’s a good one, Dave…I always knew you was the funny one in the group!”

“Damn straight!”



And so I'm offering some recipes

From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew

I’m not really sad that it ended this way

Furry chipmunks screw you



“Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"

“Why, I’m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There’s plenty of Thagadore left though…”