anonymous
2007-03-01 09:55:16 UTC
(2) Ultra Control Freak Eddie Van Halen has to have EVERYTHING his way
(3) There never was a tour planned. . .it's just a publicity stunt to generate more old album sales
(4) Eddie is back in rehab AGAIN!!!
(5) Wolfgang is still trying to learn Michael Anthony's bass parts
(6) Super Wench and mom Valerie Bertinelli won't agree to let Wolfgang go on tour because she knows how much booze, drugs, and punani he'll consume just like his daddy
(7) Ticketmaster is still making sure the general public won't be able to get any decent seats by preselling all the good seats to douchebag ticket brokers who will charge us all an arm and a leg and another arm to buy them.