Music - Worst ever lyric in a song?

Question

For me it has to be the lyric of " Farquar la diddley Farquar " in the old Adam Ant song (Stand and Deliver ) How about you

Answer 1

Vanessa Williams:



"Sometimes the snow comes down in June.

Sometimes the sun goes 'round the moon."



I can buy the snow coming down in June part, but the sun NEVER goes 'round the moon. Not even sometimes.

Answer 2

There are loads, but the one that always gets mentioned in discussions like this is "Life" by Des'ree:

"I don't want to see a ghost

It's the sight that I fear most

Rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news"



Although I did hear the new song by the Veronicas the other night and the lyrics sounded like they were written by a 5 year old:

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/the_veronicas/untouched.html

Answer 3

The whole of "There's no-one quite like Grandma" - St. Winnifred's school choir !



Just typing this answer revives the image in my brain of that little red-head brat singing the lead ! Creeeeeepy !



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ



Get your sick-bag ready !

Answer 4

Someone left the cake

Out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long

To bake it

And I'll never have that

recipe again -- oh no!"





Richard Harris MacArthur Park

Answer 5

"No, I cannot steal a pair of jeans off a clothesline for you" by Morrissey (Late Night, Maudlin Street).



It also happens to be one of my favourite ever lines and cracks me up every time i think about it. Brings back memories of my juvenile delinquency.

Answer 6

This song is pretty awful.



Opus - Life Is Life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGikhmjTSZI&feature=related

Answer 7

"jukebox rock, I got my baby and my candy pop, i'm going down to the local hop, oh oh oh oh"



Can you believe that **** was only in the 1980's?



Wish I could remember the song and the band.



What about the Israeli entry for Eurovision in the late '70s. I wanna be a bani bee. WTF?

Answer 8

Just take any rap song from today and observe the disgusting and idiotic lyrics in it.

Answer 9

Gary Newman: 'Here in my car, i feel safest of all, i can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live - in cars' LOL LOL LOL - he doesn't look mentally right in the video either, does he?

Answer 10

The decrease back Eyed Peas in My Humps: “What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk interior your trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you inebriated, Get you like inebriated off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my stunning little lumps (examine it out)”

Answer 11

not exactly 'the worst' but it sure was funny - "I wanna touch myself" in Purple Line by DBSK

Answer 12

http://www.lyrics007.com/Guns%20N'%20Roses%20Lyrics/Ain't%20It%20Fun%20Lyrics.html



worst lyrics ever. i am a big guns & roses fan but i have to skip this song whenever it comes on because i am so embarassed for Axel.

Answer 13

We are the Cheeky Girls

Answer 14

One banana two banana ..(banana splits)

Answer 15

"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas Time" Do they know it's Christmas Live Aid.

Answer 16

"She dangles carrots, and makes you feel embarrassed..." Tom Petty

Answer 17

Right said fred- im too sexy ..

Grrr..

Answer 18

"feel the rain on you skin" :P