old song lyrics?

Question

What are these old lyrics sung to the tune of "The Old Grey Mare"? They are gross but I know it was a song . Here goes,"Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts" That is all I can remember, does anyone know the rest?

Answer 1

Great green gobs of grimy greasy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdies' feet

Great green gobs of grimy greasy gopher guts

And I forgot my spoon!

So they gave me a ham sandwich with boogers on top

Monkey vomit and camel snot

Parakeet eye balls dipped in doo.

Yummy Yummy Yummy its good for you.

What for dinner? Horse manure

where'd you find it? In the sewer

Answer 2

Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts, Mutilated Monkey Meat, Itty Bitty, Birdy Feet. Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts, and I forgot my Spoon.



That is the way I remember it.

Answer 3

Gopher Guts Lyrics

Answer 4

Oh, the old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,

Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.

The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,

Many long years ago.

Many long years ago, many long years ago.

The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,

Many long years ago.





Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,

Mutiliated monkey meat,

Chopped up birdie feet!



French fried eyeballs mixed in with baby mush,



I for-got my spoon!



So I'll use a straw...

Answer 5

great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts , teeny weeny birdie feet ,pickled eyeballs what a treat , swimming around in a great big bowl of blood. but i forgot my spoon, but i have a straw

Answer 6

There were a couple of other versions too. Though I don't remember all the words to other versions. Check this out:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Gobs_of_Greasy,_Grimy_Gopher_Guts

Answer 7

it came from a book i read in school but i can't remember for the life of me what it was called....and right now i'm singing it in my head......if you find out let me know.

Answer 8

Try to google it