Question:
Who the hell was Uncle Albert?
oaksterdamhippiechick
2006-07-21 21:26:53 UTC
And why was Paul McCartney so sorry?
Eighteen answers:
2006-07-21 21:28:26 UTC
No one knows?
2006-07-22 04:37:27 UTC
Hand Across The Water (Water)

Heads Across The Sky

Hand Across The Water (Water)

Heads Across The Sky

Admiral Halsey Notified Me

He Had To Have A Berth Or He Couldn't Get To Sea

I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie



(The Butter Wouldn't Melt So I Put It In The Pie)

Hand Across The Water (Water)

Heads Across The Sky

Hand Across The Water (Water)

Heads Across The Sky

Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)

Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground

Live A Little, Get Around

Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)

Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground

Live A Little, Get Around



Hand Across The Water (Water)

Heads Across The Sky

Hand Across The Water (Water)

Heads Across The Sky

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Uncle Albert was a blues singer and Paul tried using his style of song writing.
iar
2006-07-22 04:31:45 UTC
Uncle Albert joined the Royal Navy at 17 and then spent the rest of his life recounting tales from the war. He won seven medals - although this was largely due to the fact that he had an extraordinarily unfortunate time serving on seven ships that were sunk over a period of 4 years.



After the war Albert joined the Merchant Navy and then took up the hobby of falling down pub cellars throughout the South East.



Uncle Albert was famous for his unprompted wartime reminicenses and Buster did actually serve in the Second World War - signing up at the age of 18. After the war Buster took a sensible job in a bank while only dabbling in amateur dramatics. However at the grand old age of 57 he decided to take his love of acting seriously and made a concerted effort to turn professional.



his famous of,,.....

During the war...

You alright son?

No, I'm the only one in our family who ever went to sea. I tell a lie. My Grandmother's brother was safety officer on the Titanic.



Buster sadly died of a brain tumour in 1999. He enjoyed the renown brought to him by Fools and often made guest appearences in on The National Lottery, Big Break and Noel's House Party.
2006-07-22 04:43:36 UTC
The beatles first manager, whom they were quickly advised to get rid of before they were signed with label. Hand, were all the greedy leech people with their hands out trying to make money off them. Faces, in the vast sea of their faces before drowning. Therefore they were sorry for leaving uncle Albert behind and whom later passed away before they were able to say goodby and sorry.
thematrixhazu36
2006-07-22 04:32:16 UTC
Uncle Albert was a real uncle of McCartney's who would quote and read from the Bible when he got drunk. The only time he read from the Bible was when he was drinking.
2006-07-22 04:30:12 UTC
Uncle Albert was Admiral Halsey's gay lover. This was before 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' and they were tossed out of the Navy and had to resort to leather daddy porn to get by.
Jason N
2006-07-22 04:29:31 UTC
Uncle Albert is his Uncle.
Bartmooby
2006-07-22 04:32:56 UTC
I could be wrong, but I thought this song was about how much acid McCartney dropped. Or maybe it was mescaline.
honeysuckle
2006-07-22 04:33:57 UTC
uncle albert thru the best party's in town,he was married to aunt becky,made best pancakes,that's why you open the door and let em in
secret_squirrel_td
2006-07-22 04:29:25 UTC
aint uncle albert out of only fools and horses :d
2006-07-22 04:30:23 UTC
Good question. I can answer the second part of your question, though: He was so sorry because he hadn't done a bloody thing all day, he's so easily distracted ("easy called away") from his chores.
ValleyViolet
2006-07-22 04:29:29 UTC
The uncle's singer...the singer was sorry because they hadn't done a bloody thing all day!!!
Big hands Big feet
2006-07-22 04:30:39 UTC
they were talking about Albert Hoffman (I think) the discoverer of L.s.d., why he was so sorry, I do not know.
yukmouth
2006-07-22 05:28:39 UTC
who knows
stillamazed
2006-07-22 04:31:06 UTC
they used far better hallucinogenics than we can get
k dog
2006-07-22 04:31:04 UTC
i don't know but thanks for the song in my head really it made my smile
aries
2006-07-22 04:30:46 UTC
Don't know.
2006-07-22 04:59:52 UTC
Hansen: Pop lyrics should be spelled out

MARC HANSEN

REGISTER COLUMNIST





October 27, 2005







Most music critics seem to agree. Paul McCartney is one of the greatest pop song writers of all time.



But my question on the day McCartney plays the Well - you didn't forget our Name the New Arena contest, did you? - is this:



Do lyrics really matter in popular music?



Answer: Nowhere near as much as melodies.



McCartney's melodies are so catchy, he could hook them to the fine print on the back of a Wheaties box and still come away with a collection of platinum records.



But pair a lousy tune with the words from "Yesterday" or any of those other big hits, and he's still working the bar scene in Liverpool.



Half the time nobody knows what the words mean anyway. What, for instance, is McCartney getting at when he says he's sorry he caused Uncle Albert any pain?



Who is this Uncle Albert character in the first place? Why is he hanging out with Admiral Halsey?



And what's with the "cup of tea and butter pie"?



"The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie." Whatever you say, Paul.



"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" is a fine song. But don't waste a lot of time waiting for the translation.



That isn't to say words are always meaningless, pointless filler. I read somewhere that Lennon and McCartney's "A Day in the Life" was based on newspaper stories about Albert Hall and the potholes in Blackburn, Lancashire.



McCartney's "Blackbird" is supposedly about civil rights and a call to black women in the States to keep the faith and carry on.



McCartney believes words are important. He told one interviewer he gets letters from fans who say his lyrics helped pull them through trying times.



That's good. Unfortunately, even when lyrics are uplifting, people tend to get them wrong.



A few years ago, reporter Bart Haynes asked Register readers to send him lyrics they'd misunderstood at one time or another. He was swamped.



There's the Stevie Winwood line, "Bring me a higher love." An Altoona woman thought he was saying, "Meet me in Iowa." A guy from Iowa City thought Winwood wanted someone to "bake" him "a pie of love."



A poor soul in Jefferson thought Buddy Holly was crooning about "Baggy Sue."



A Des Moines woman heard Aretha Franklin asking for R-E-S-P-E-C-T and thought she was looking for R-E-S-P-easy street.



And a slew of readers thought Creedence Clearwater Revival was singing about "a bathroom on the right" instead of a "bad moon on the rise."



Bathroom, bad room, does it really matter?



You might know a few dozen people who believe "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin is the best rock 'n' roll song ever.



It might be. But not because of the words. "Stairway" contains one of the most undecipherable verses in songwriting history.



"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed, now.



"It's just a spring-clean for the May Queen."



Spring-clean for the May Queen? A bustle in my hedgerow? I'm not sure whether to call the dry cleaner, the gardener or the chiropractor.



That isn't to say all inscrutable lyrics are bad. There's a big difference between lousy inscrutable lyrics and powerful inscrutable lyrics.



Writing lousy inscrutable lyrics is easy. Anybody can do it. Writing powerful inscrutable lyrics is an art form.



Nobody does it better than Bob Dylan. You never hear Dylan trying to explain his songs. That's because even he doesn't know what a lot of them mean. I'll bet he gets a big laugh out of the hyper-serious Dylan students who read all kinds of phantom symbolism into them.



Take these lines from the classic "Ballad of a Thin Man":



"Now you see this one-eyed midget



"Shouting the word 'NOW'



"And you say, 'For what reason?'



"And he says, 'How?'



"And you say, 'What does this mean?'



"And he screams back, 'You're a cow.' "



Some would argue this is poetry. I would say it's a chain of vivid images that mesh perfectly with Dylan's voice and music. The words and images stick in your head. What is the great man trying to say? I haven't a clue. Here's more "Thin Man":



"Give me some milk



"Or else go home



"Because something is happening here



"But you don't know what it is



"Do you, Mister Jones?"



Sometimes, I know how poor Mr. Jones feels.







Released in May 1971, Ram peaked at #2 on the Billboard Hot 200 and remained on the charts for 37 weeks. Paul and Linda shared equal billing in the production and the couple also designed the album cover.

Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey and the Ram Album

Bach, Beethoven — those guys may edge a legendary musician or group out over the long haul, but will any musician ever have a more explosive short-term impact on the world than The Beatles did during their great run that ended with the release of Abbey Road in 1969? After the group splintered and each bandmember was left to his own devices, it came as no surprise that the prolific Paul McCartney, whose cherubic smile masked a flinty resolve, was first out of the gate. McCartney, released in 1970, yielded the hit “Maybe I'm Amazed” and remained on the charts for nearly a year. Not bad for an album recorded entirely at home.

Always a workhorse, McCartney began writing material for his next album, Ram, while the first album was still sailing on the charts. Although some critics fault Ram, which was released on May 17, 1971, as the saccharine effort that began a slide into camp from which McCartney has never fully recovered, McCartney's hauntingly beautiful touch can be heard throughout the album and is particularly evident in “Back Seat of My Car” and “Ram On.” Ram also produced the smash single “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey,” which combines McCartney's knack for memorable melodies with some of that theatricality he was always prone to.



Rhythm tracks for “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey” were cut in Studio B at CBS Studios on East 52nd Street in Manhattan, with CBS staff engineer Tim Geelan at the desk. Now semi-retired and living in a house that he built into the side of a mountain in Virginia, Geelan cut 22 songs with McCartney during a six-week period in 1971.



“Working on ‘Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey’ was one of the highlights of my career,” says Geelan, whose long list of credits includes engineering for Dave Brubeck, Wynton Marsalis, Billy Cobham, The Dictators, Blue Öyster Cult and many others. “Paul was a great producer: thorough, businesslike and loose at the same time. They were very comfortable sessions that followed a pattern. We'd start working at nine or 10 in the morning. Paul would show Denny Seiwell, the drummer [who would later become an original member of Wings], and David Spinozza and Hugh McCracken, the guitar players who split the date, the song we'd be tracking that day. After rehearsing for several hours, we'd cut a version of the tune and then have a lunch break. After lunch, we'd listen to what we had and then record another couple of takes if it was necessary.



“We had a 3M MM-1000 16-track recorder and a homemade console at CBS. Studio B was a big room, about 40 or 50 feet long and 50 feet wide with a 40-foot-high ceiling. We didn't worry about bleeding at all. The setup was real tight and everyone had headsets. Paul was absolutely the best. I was impressed with his musicianship and command of the studio.”



Dixon Van Winkle remembers the Ram sessions well. A young staff member at A&R Recording in New York City at the time, Van Winkle had been on the job for about six months when McCartney and his wife, Linda, showed up after scheduling conflicts forced them out of CBS. “I was a setup man in those days,” says Van Winkle. “Phil Ramone was the king of large orchestral recordings in New York at the time. He didn't have that many guys around who had gone to music school and could read scores, which I was able to do. So I had some value to Phil, who asked me to work with him on the Ram sessions.”



A&R had four studios in Manhattan; A1 was located in the penthouse at 799 7th Ave. “A1 was one of those magical New York rooms — arguably the best of them all,” Van Winkle says. “Originally a CBS studio, it was large enough to handle a full orchestra and it sounded great. We had a warm, fat vacuum tube Altec console that had been custom-built with handmade sidecars and four Altec 604E speakers across the front room, each powered by a 75-watt McIntosh tube amplifier.



“Paul came over to A&R to track the orchestra, vocals and some other overdubs with Phil. But Phil had a scheduling conflict one day and Paul asked me to take over. Things went well, and then Paul asked me if I'd finish the record with him.



“Security was tight, and each day Paul and Linda would come up the back elevator with their kids and a playpen, which we set up in the front of the control room. I was a part-time nanny since Mary would often be crawling around the console and sitting on my lap! The interplay between Paul and Linda was sweet, especially when they were on-mic. Linda actually came up with some parts on her own — the entire backing vocals on ‘Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey’ consists of the two of them — but when she needed a hand, Paul was great with her. We used a combination of U87s — if we were working on something smooth — and Shure SM57s for the rockier stuff throughout the album. Paul didn't care what mic you put on him, although he did like the U87. He's such a great singer. I know that the vocals they cut over at CBS are Paul singing live right off the floor with the rhythm section into an Electro-Voice RE20, which was a relatively new mic at the time. They recorded the telephone section [of the song] over at CBS, as well. That character voice was also Paul, with a simple highpass filter engaged to give the telephone effect.”



Although Van Winkle did not record the guitar parts that McCracken contributed to “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey,” he remembers the guitarist well. “Everybody wanted Hugh on their sessions. He wasn't the best reader in town, but the parts he came up with were fantastic. I've heard lots of great guitar players over the years, and I'd say Hugh was in the top five.” Still an active player who can be heard on the current Alicia Keys record and other tracks, McCracken has distinct memories of working with McCartney.



“My answering service got a call asking me if I'd like to audition for Ram, but I was in Florida working on an Aretha Franklin record and didn't pick up the message until I got back into town,” says McCracken. “I was disappointed but happy that David had gotten the job.” Spinozza, who has gone on to enjoy a long and successful career in the music production business and in Broadway pits, now plays in the Hairspray orchestra. After working on “3 Legs” and several other Ram songs, Spinozza and McCartney parted ways. As McCracken recalls, his phone rang one afternoon and Linda McCartney was on the line.



“Linda asked me to hang on while she put Paul on the phone. Paul simply asked me if I could be in the studio the following morning at nine o'clock. I canceled the sessions I had and made the date.” After recording several tracks under McCartney's direct supervision, it came time to lay down basics for “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey.” “This song represented a breakthrough in our musical relationship,” McCracken says. “Paul is a genius. He sees and hears everything he wants, and would give specific instructions to me and the drummer. But he didn't know what he wanted the guitar part to be like on this song. I asked him to trust me and he did. After I came up with the parts, he was very pleased. For the rest of the record, Paul let me try things out before making any suggestions.”



“Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey” stems from the British musical theater and has the feel of an overture, with multiple sections that are independent of one another. “That's right,” agrees Van Winkle, “and there were some issues we had to deal with as a result. For example, if you listen carefully, you'll hear Paul gurgling right before the telephone voice comes in. That sound was his imitation of a British telephone ring. He was supposed to give the engineer a cue when he wanted the lowpass filter dropped in for the Admiral Halsey character. The engineer made the switch too early and the filter came in on one of the gurgles! Paul didn't care, though. To him, it was all about the feel of the music.”



The chart, written by George Martin, also posed some engineering challenges. “Everybody knows that George Martin loved experimenting as much as any of The Beatles did,” Van Winkle notes. “If you listen carefully to the trumpet solo that leads into the ‘Hands across the water’ section — which Marvin Stamm, who's still an active player in town, played — you'll hear Paul whistling. Underneath, there's a sound effect written out by George Martin for four French horns; it's a flutter-tongue, fast-fingering atonal little thing in the horns' low range.



“Our usual way of recording horns at A&R was to put a pair of mics either in the front or distant rear of the players. That was traditional at the time, based on the fact that the French horn is a reflective instrument and you want to capture it with some space. But that's not what Paul was used to. He wanted us to stick mics right up in the bell. Although the U87 was the mic we used on horns back then, it would have been too big, so we probably used AKG C-60s instead. At any rate, none of us could figure out the purpose of the chart at that section, but when the mix was completed, it all worked perfectly.



“We did have a little problem mixing some of the horn pads in other sections of the song because they often sat directly in the vocal range. We pulled them down and processed them, as I remember, and you can hardly tell what they are at some points.”



Recording the rain and thunder effects that help glue the first two sections together would be easy today, but it was no small feat in 1971. “I remember Paul telling me that Armin Steiner went out to the edge of a cliff to record that storm, and that it was Paul's idea to add the effect at that point in the track.”



Very few artists in 1971 had the clout to release a single comprising 12 discrete sections, but McCartney's artistic vision was so solidly commercial that no record execs would cross him. Still, Van Winkle was unprepared for the success of “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey”: “Despite Paul's charm and ability to pull off anything, I was surprised when the record went so big.”



The first single from the Ram sessions, “Another Day,” never made it onto the album. It was Van Winkle who decided that “Another Day” should be the first release: “We were sitting in Studio A2 one day listening to the takes and Paul asked me to pick the single. I had definite feelings about the record and was in love with ‘Another Day.’ Paul said, ‘Okay. “Another Day” it is.’ I mixed the track and David Crawford cut about 100 copies of it in a back room at A&R for the radio stations. The next day when I heard it on the air, I realized it was a disaster! We got carried away with the bass part, and when it hit the radio station's compressor, it pumped like crazy! I learned that lesson real quick! But we never remixed the song, and Paul never said anything about it.”



Based on Ram's success and the relationship they developed, McCartney asked Van Winkle to work with him on Red Rose Speedway, which was also recorded at A&R.



McCracken eventually worked in the studio with all of the former Beatles, and considers himself fortunate to have had the experience, even though his work with John Lennon brought him face to face with tragedy: “I first worked with John on ‘And So This Is Christmas.’ Like Paul, he was extremely intelligent and aware of what he wanted in the studio. But you'd never find two more diametrically opposed personalities. I was working on Double Fantasy at the time of his death. How long did it take me to recover from that night? I still haven't recovered.”



Currently active as a freelance engineer, Van Winkle lives in New York City with his wife, Jan.





This was Pauls second album following the break-up of The Beatles. Some of the songs are very throwaway, the playing and production isn't at Beatles standards but on the whole this is a fine record. The opening 'Too Many People' is fairly simple musically but its also rather nice and goes off into a groovy ending sequence with bass, cowbells - the lot. It sounds like fun, sounds like they had fun recording it too. Certainly not an obvious attempt to top or even match The Beatles. Rather a sense of lets just do this and have fun. It works. The bluesy '3 Legs' isn't offensive as such and lacks any obvious musical delights but does sport some daft and charming lyrics. 'Ram On' is just wonderful though! Very silly again with odd sounding instrumentation but Paul's innate grasp of melody wins through in the end. 'Dear Boy' has great interweaving harmonies vocals that really do raise the whole track. Paul continues on underneath the harmonies, great piano work and the whole thing whilst not perhaps as 'serious' as something like 'A Day In The Life' or 'Plastic Ono Band' can't help itself in being enjoyable and melodic. Melody is half the battle won anyway, at least, for me. 'Uncle Albert' is pure McCartney all through. The rain effects, the orchestration, the tender rather wonderful vocal. 'Heart Of The Country' has 'Paul McCartney' bass. Its great to hear his trademark bass sound and its all over this song. Again, the lyrics are daft and the tone of the whole song is just so silly that matched with the wonderful melodic bass line - you're gonna smile really. Well, I do. 'Monkberry Moon Delight', 'Smile Away' and 'Eat At Home' are rockier numbers. Not like 'A Hard Days Night' or anything - there isn't any sense of importance coming through in the recordings. As I said before, very throwaway. From a musical compositional point of view though they are perfectly fine, wonderfully structured actually but simply not ambitious, if ambition was something you were looking for.



Apart from a brief reprise of 'Ram On', the final songs are rather wonderful actually. Saving the best till last. 'Long Haired Lady' stretches out alluringly across its six minute length, good vocals, pauls bass and nice guitar. Its rather dreamy and relaxing and creates a mood to immerse yourself in. The ending is 'Hey Jude' great, if we must use comparisons. Its not as accomplished from a playing point of view of course but the brass parts add to the whole thing. 'Back Seat Of My Car' displays signs of actual genius. Brilliantly affecting vocals, rockier sections, great harmonies - Paul playing everything he can get his hands on. String parts. A song in different sections, each one of them containing enough melody to sink a battleship. Is it as good as Paul's finest Beatles moments? Well, sorry to be controversial or anything but damn it, yes. It really is. Wonderful melody, great vocals. A fantastic album closer. A decent album that on the whole isn't any work of art but is very enjoyable and a great listen.


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