Once I had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell.
The steam boat went to Heaven, and (friends name) went to
Hello operator, connect me number nine. And
if you disconnect me, I'll kick your fat....
Behind the refrigerator they laid a piece of glass,
(friends name) fell upon it and cut his big fat.....
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
If you get hit by a bucket of **** be sure to close your eyes!!!!
(Needs to be sung real fast in order to make people think you are going to say something else , like *** instead of ask, or hell instead of hello. Get it?)